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JOKE OF THE DAY

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I got a copy of a good joke today, so I thought I would share it.
 
Dear  Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfreind 5.0 to Husband 1.1
I have noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance,particularly in the Flower and Jewelry applications. These  operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0  read more »

Submitted by Darius on Thu, 06/12/2008 - 22:18.

TIckle your Funny bone Friday

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A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in
the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side
of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing
nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the
way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are
you doing?"  read more »


Submitted by kimsmith on Fri, 05/30/2008 - 07:29.

Al Franken IS a Joke!

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That's correct! Al Franken is a joke. But the biggest joke will be that the crazed idiots in Minnesota will still consider him a viable candidate and vote for him in huge numbers. That's the real joke.  read more »

Submitted by cajunrooster on Wed, 04/30/2008 - 05:43.

An Aussie Mate's Confession,

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This is a nice joke with a bit of an Aussie touch involving two mates at the pub. As usual one is going after a bit of skirt and gets himslef into trouble. I've played around with the names only because I love the Duncan and Norm characters.
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Submitted by Sire on Sun, 01/13/2008 - 03:12.

Sexual Harassment Does Occur In The Office

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These days sexual harassment in the office is becoming so common that it petrifies office management. It scares them that it can occur in their environment and what makes it really terrifying is that sometimes you just do not know what qualifies as sexual harassment. It gets so that you can’t even comment on how great a woman is looking on any particular day without being accused of it.  read more »


Submitted by Sire on Fri, 01/04/2008 - 19:13.

A Joke For the New Year.

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I thought that a good laugh may be a good start to the new year. I posted this on my BlogSire blog and it got a pretty good response so I thought I would share it with my Communati mates. 

Aussie Bloke Cartoon

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Submitted by Sire on Mon, 12/31/2007 - 23:39.

Ever Wonder What An Aussie Bloke's View of A Woman Was?

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I got this joke from one of my mates and I love it when I get these sort of jokes in the email because it gives me a good laugh and also the opportunity to do a post on it on one of my blogs. I received this one today and I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did.  read more »


Submitted by Sire on Fri, 12/28/2007 - 22:33.

A Religious Joke.

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There are a lot of jokes involving priests rabbis and the like but I found this one especially amusing.  read more »


Submitted by Sire on Fri, 12/28/2007 - 19:15.

Putting Texans In Their Place

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Everyone knows how Texans like to believe that everything is 'bigger in Texas', well that's only because they haven't heard of Anna Creek Station.Anna Creek Station, found in the outback of South Australia, is definitely the biggest cattle station in the world. It covers an area of 34,000 sq. kms or 6 million acres.  read more »


Submitted by Sire on Thu, 12/27/2007 - 20:39.

Joke: After the surgery......

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After the surgery,the surgeon told his patient,"I'll have to operate on you again.I forgot my gloves inside you."
"I'd rather pay for them," says the patient,"if you leave me alone."

http://goswamipinaki.blogspot.com  read more »

Submitted by pinakigoswami on Thu, 12/27/2007 - 03:57.