HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.  read more »

 
Big Brown fell short in his Triple Crown bid. And I think I know why. I had a funny phone call on my iPhone Saturday morning. It was from my home here in San Antonio to the Belmont Race Track. I got with the phone people and we found this conversation between Big Brown and my little female Labratory Retrieving dog, Casey.  read more »

The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors.
They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humor. If you have seen these apologies mate, but they're worth a rerun.  read more »

Hello everybody, it's been some time since my last post here. This is mostly because I started writing a niche blog, and I needed to focus all my attention on it.

A would like to ask you, especially the professionals, but also anyone who has an opinion, for advice.  read more »