I checked my e-mail today, hoping for another chance to help the widow of the late strong man "Bob" (not his real name) extract her inheritance of $1000000000000000000 from the clutches of the country's new strong man "Bill" (not his real name).

No luck.  read more »

THE OBAMA/MCCAIN BLUES
© Nick Oliva October 14, 2008  read more »

Here's the good, the bad and the ugly from my other weblogs:  read more »

More old songs with new titles Sing along!

Fleetwood Mac - Can't Stop Peeing Until Tomorrow

The Guess Who - No Sugar Tonight I'm Diabetic

Jackson Browne - Doctor My Eyes Can't See the Light

Janis Joplin - Take Another Little Piece of My Heart for My Bypass

Bob Dylan - Blowin' in the Wind

Bruce Springsteen - Born to Walk

Carole King - I Felt My Bowels Move  read more »

by Walter Web, EP Rabbit’s Foot, Arizona

After some research I found that this is not the only instance of finding musical codes in art. Here are some other instances not publicized but just as important:  read more »

The shark in Jaws really was a vegetarian and gay (after all his name was Bruce waddaya expect?)

Captain Ahab used his prosethetic leg for things other than walking.

Orca preferred male companionship

Lenny in the Grapes of Wrath was really a idiot-savant.

Mary Poppins moonlighted as a hooker-expi alla delicious!

Hamlet liked wearing leg stockings so much he wore them to bed.  read more »

OKAY PEOPLE DON'T GET CRAZY OVER THIS SATIRE....IT'S A SATIRE ON A PRESS RELEASE WEEKS AGO THAT I WROTE ABOUT AND WAS REMINDED BY THE "ACCORDING TO THE POPE BLOG" that I came across..........  read more »

New satire posted today on my Morning Satirical News weblog begins like this:

Junction City, October 5, 2007—“During the drought, Dry Creek Reservoir (DCR) has been like an old man with a prostate problem,” said Councilman Boyd Kendrick. “It barely produced a trickle.”  read more »

Nightbeat Column

by Jock Stewart, Special Investigative Reporter

Junction City, September 12--All the people in town who thought they were something special came to my house for a party last night to celebrate the fact none of them have been indicted during the past 30 days.  read more »