A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a
flattened dead frog on a string behind him.  read more »

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.  read more »

No SEX since 1955

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event
hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of  read more »

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.  read more »

Marriage (Part I )
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

'I'll be home whenever I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.  read more »

DON'T LIE TO KIDS!!!

There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.  read more »

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.  read more »

Once upon a time there was a nice young man called Karim. He used to sell caps for a living, and roam around several villages.  read more »

A man checked into a hotel in Pretoria. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.  read more »

I am reading a book right now called The Curious Life of Sidd Finch, by George Plimpton. In it he makes mention of the fact that Mozart left lots of his compositions unfinished, even though they were masterpieces. That reminded me of a shaggy dog story about the Mozart that you may not have heard, but need to!  read more »